Far Side: A body lies on the floor before a crowd of formally dressed men. On the wall a banner reads, “Welcome, Butlers of the World. Annual Banquet.” A police inspector examining the body says to his sergeant, “God, Collings, I hate to start a Monday with a case like this.”
stellanova87 about 4 years ago
You’re now hired as the butler, clean everything up and, oh, btw, the damages are coming out of your “paycheck”.
Allan CB Premium Member about 4 years ago
… with a baseball bat, mayhap?
cabalonrye about 4 years ago
Come on, you little brother is right next to you. The perfect scapegoat.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
I’d say he lies like a toddler, but I notice the toddler has clammed up.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
“I’ll alert the media…” ☺
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
That’s where you messed up. Butlers don’t leave messes, they just kill people.
gcarlson about 4 years ago
Far Side: A body lies on the floor before a crowd of formally dressed men. On the wall a banner reads, “Welcome, Butlers of the World. Annual Banquet.” A police inspector examining the body says to his sergeant, “God, Collings, I hate to start a Monday with a case like this.”