Horace: My father was a police horse. He never read me a bedtime story. He read me my rights instead. I had the right to remain silent.
That explains going downhill in a shopping cart. Though I have no doubt you have him to thank for knowing to wear protective headgear. Probably for the wrong reason…
And his idea of a lullabye was, ‘Bad Boys. Bad Boys’
You have the right to sing the blues, you have the right to cable TV…….
I’m 57 years old. I’ve almost forgiven my father for some of his bedtime “stories”.
And taught you about ‘sense of adventure’.
I nominate Dark Side of the Horse for a Reuben!
If only I could…
WaitingMan…..I am crying in laughter over your comment….thanks.. I need that today..even funnier than Dark
You led a very sheltered childhood!
It reminds me of Bill Cosby’s routine about sleeping with his brother Russell.
What I’d like to know is how Horace got into that shopping cart. One of those things we have to take on faith?
Well, the cart was put before the horse for a bit there….
Shouldn’t there be a banana peal on the hill?
Getting into the cart would be easy if he was a vaulting horse…
Horace wanted to grow up to be a race horse, but his father ended up writing him a ticket for speeding.
Emulating a certain six year old and his tiger are we?
^ Oh, absolutely. And the certain World War I Flying Ace to boot.
Been watching Jackass again, Samuli? Ah, to be young and ‘brain damaged’, as Bill Cosby puts it.
His father was a policeman?
July 31, 2015
zero almost 14 years ago
That explains going downhill in a shopping cart. Though I have no doubt you have him to thank for knowing to wear protective headgear. Probably for the wrong reason…
Simon_Jester almost 14 years ago
And his idea of a lullabye was, ‘Bad Boys. Bad Boys’
Hugh B. Hayve almost 14 years ago
You have the right to sing the blues, you have the right to cable TV…….
WaitingMan almost 14 years ago
I’m 57 years old. I’ve almost forgiven my father for some of his bedtime “stories”.
Ice_Bear66 almost 14 years ago
And taught you about ‘sense of adventure’.
policelimit Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I nominate Dark Side of the Horse for a Reuben!
If only I could…
SMhahaha1 almost 14 years ago
WaitingMan…..I am crying in laughter over your comment….thanks.. I need that today..even funnier than Dark
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
You led a very sheltered childhood!
bmonk almost 14 years ago
It reminds me of Bill Cosby’s routine about sleeping with his brother Russell.
annamargaret1866 almost 14 years ago
What I’d like to know is how Horace got into that shopping cart. One of those things we have to take on faith?
kkfin almost 14 years ago
Well, the cart was put before the horse for a bit there….
lisa4romMpls almost 14 years ago
Shouldn’t there be a banana peal on the hill?
corjo2 almost 14 years ago
Getting into the cart would be easy if he was a vaulting horse…
hossblacksilver almost 14 years ago
Horace wanted to grow up to be a race horse, but his father ended up writing him a ticket for speeding.
Mihir Asher almost 14 years ago
Emulating a certain six year old and his tiger are we?
samuli creator almost 14 years ago
^ Oh, absolutely. And the certain World War I Flying Ace to boot.
Ice_Bear66 almost 14 years ago
Been watching Jackass again, Samuli? Ah, to be young and ‘brain damaged’, as Bill Cosby puts it.
Nuttypearls115 over 12 years ago
His father was a policeman?