Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 11, 2020

The Hero still could be right.

I was in a liquor store recently and said to the clerk behind the counter that this is probably one of a liquor store clerks worst nightmares with all the patrons coming in wearing masks. She just wearily nodded her head.

Now one can walk into a back with a mask and a gun and be perfectly legal! I would be worried about those masks if I worked at a bank, you never know who might be a robber.

Read that many in the business are predicting a crime wave when this is all over.

he was black and he was running

The superhero is an idiot with that costume..he must be the anti hero “ Virus Man”.. that costume lets him spread the virus while keeping his identity intact.

And it took him several years to get through Kindergarten till they just moved him on as potential Presidential material.

I’m really surprised we haven’t had any robberies with everyone wearing masks!

Captain victorious, is that you?

Superheroes have a strict “See something, Slay something” policy.

And he was at the bank to cash his stimulus check.

Remember the time when if you saw someone wearing a mask in broad daylight, you’d immediately get nervous? Now, if you see someone who’s NOT wearing a mask, you get… nervous?