Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 02, 2020

Andy the best customer? {scoff} Has he EVER paid for his own drinks and promised to stop brawling with other patrons?

@ Number Three Today’s strip IS funny Jack the barman singing Frank Sinatra’s song is a good choice of a tune to go with his chucking our HERO Mr Andrew Capp out of his pub without regreting it :o) my avatar is of Sleepy which is how I feel this morning because I slept very little , how was your day? our day should be very busy and confusing because as from Monday it is mandated everyone must wear a face mask when going outside or get a hefty fine so I must find where the hey we can buy them from :o{ stay safe and BCNU pal

Yep closing time – closed till lockdown over!

No regerts.

Ah, the lyrics from Paul Anka’s “My Way” ring out at closing time. I can hear the song now in a duet by Paul and Old Blue Eyes.

" … an’ don’tcha come back no mo’, no mo’, no mo’, no mo’ … " – Ray Charles, US musical icon

You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here…

Haw. Love the drunken stare through the shop window.

Those don’t look like regrets to me.

Ha, the best customer who hasn’t paid his bar tab in ages.

Without Andy, his profit margin would be razor thin.

You are not the Best paying customer

Panel 2, seems a bit light outside to be calling time, although back in the day there was the lunchtime closing.

Pardon me, but isn’t a “customer” someone who actually pays for his stuff? :D

Hopefully, Sideshow Bob or whatever his name is has also left.

But, through it all, there was no doubt… Jack hauled him up, and threw him out.

According to one classic Andy Capp comic, Andy once sneaked back into the pub after closing time by climbing down the chimney.

As Jack was chucking Andy out, he should have sung the Ray Charles classic “Hit the Road, Jack.”