Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 02, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Well like ya know nothing like is going like happen unless like you get off like your lazy butts ya know and like get moving.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, we know what they ingested first to get that way.

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    redacted9  over 4 years ago

    Hey, replace “like” with “uhh” and you have Beavis and Butthead in locust form!

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Do locusts get high from grazing the hemp fields?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  over 4 years ago

    Time to watch The Beginning Of The End [regular or MST3K]

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    Maybe it’s time to send in the Seagulls.

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    WLG12037  over 4 years ago

    When locusts talk like morons.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What do you expect? They’re GRASShoppers!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That must be one tiny bong.

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    pchemcat  over 4 years ago

    We know what field these two were just in!

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    MMMMMMMMM! Toasted grasshoppers.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Meanwhile. in Oregon.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Or they could go for a stoned wheat field.

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