Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 24, 2020

Wonder how much Lio’s going to charge for this?

always be prepared

Will these aliens fit in his ambulance wagon and where will he take them? Maybe he’ll take them to the hospital where the doctors dress like the men in black.

So THATS where Coronavirus came from.

Don’t you just hate it when the aliens can fly millions of miles to a pinpoint locations, but they forget to put on the brakes?

Watch out Lio, this is how John Carpenter’s “The Thing” began. The original Kurt Russell movie was darn good and the “prequel” that came out in 2011 was not bad either……

“Greetings, Earthling! We appreciate your assistance! We are refugees, our homeworld is suffering a planetwide pandemic, and we—what? What’s with that expression…?”

I told you to take a left at Mars!

The skull on the front sends a mixed message.

“Please don’t let it be green…”

No siren?

You’re going to need a bigger ambulance.

Martians have been killed by an onslaught of earthly pathogens, to which they had no immunity: “slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth”.

War of the Worlds 1897

If they want you to take them to your leader, take them to Dr. Fauci, not the Orange King.

“Scan for lifeforms!” “I just can’t dew it, Captn! I DEWNT! HAVE! THA POWWA!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEfIYZox1GM

MORAL: Never try to drive a spaceship while probing Earthlings. Distracted spaceship driving is dangerous spaceship driving!

Hurry, Lio! Every second counts!

And you could be saving not only an Extra-Terrestrial’s life, but also our entire planet from revenge by the aliens if he dies!

What’s E.T.E.M.T.?

“Central, this is Voodoo three-seven, we have a confirmed kill on Bogey zero-zero-one. I repeat, the UFO is down. How copy, over?”