Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 09, 2020

What he has two moms.

Ah, the modern world.

That’s nice. Mom and mom-in-law, perhaps.

And what is he advertising on the other shoulder?

Two moms? Well, one of them has to be the biological one.

That’s just wrong. Bloody Mary’s for brunch? Mimosa’s are much better!

I’m staying away from this one.

Which mum’s going to tell him to take his elbows from off the table?

Adorable. Don’t forget your mom(s) tomorrow.

I always wondered what happened to Heather.

Nice! Except that I don’t get the point of the Bloody Marys

Bangers and mash with Bloody Mary’s , Really??

Everybody has a mom.

Oy

He was adopted and then found his biological mom thru FamilyTree DNA?

Obviously Foster Moms and his real mom is in bed most of the time except 12 to 3 AM on the corner of Hollywood and Vine.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t look the same in a mirror.

Are “we” going for 2 dads on Fathers’ Day? Oy.

Took me a moment to get it — the Bloody Marys were a little distracting. It might be open to interpretation — the Moms could be a couple, or biological Mom and adopted Mom, or Mom and other family member who is like a Mom to him — but I’m going for the idea that they’re a couple. Seems to make the most sense in light of the tattoo.

as all american as moms and apple pie…

I love this one. Good job, Mark.

Confusing