Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for April 27, 2020

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    I’m out of gin, vermouth olives, and lime twists!

    All that’s left is a case of Smirnoff vodka.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “Those were the days…” “Oh, Archie…” “Shaddup, ya dingbat!”

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    Argythree  over 4 years ago

    Is that what the Koch brothers told you to say?

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    dollarduke  over 4 years ago

    Don’t think so, I’m a flaming liberal & I’ve had the same problem for weeks now!!

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Yesterday, my movie music channel started playing the theme to Tom Hanks’ CAST AWAY, and I realized I’m about ready to find a ball and call it Wilson. For an extreme introvert, that’s a really bad sign.

    In better news, Worm is back!

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    Diane Lee Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Say what you want about Donald Trump but injecting bleach and shining sunlight up our butts is the most detailed Republican plan to replace Obamacare I’ve heard so far.

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    drmickeyg  over 4 years ago

    It looks like the worm likes pina coladas! ;)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    It is better if I stay home, I only go out for the doctor or groceries.

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