Lola by Todd Clark for May 31, 2020

THAT’s what it is….

He’s playing PacMan.

Stand 6 feet or further away for privacy and social distancing, maybe then all those sounds won’t bother you so much. Can’t do anything about the wait except plan ahead allowing more time.

My theory is that they didn’t have a game console when they were kids. They treat it as an arcade game… “I didn’t get the money this time… maybe if I push different buttons…”

At the drive-thru ATM, I get behind people applying for a loan.

Just as bad at the drive-up banking window.

A beep too far.

Happens to me all the time Lola

For me it’s someone trying to take over the Bank of America one account at a time

He’s trying to play “Stairway to Heaven.”

“Bibbity bobbity boo…”

I’m always behind the person trying to refinance their mortgage at the supermarket checkout.

The last time I went to the bank was to get statements and tax forms that I should have been able to download, but couldn’t. The last time I talked to a teller was last week, when I transferred my CD balances to my saving account, since the CDs were expiring and the interest rate is now so low it doesn’t matter. I used their video teller from my phone. Since I use very little cash, I rarely use the ATM any more. I’ve written one check so far this year. Now, it’s all automatic or plastic, or contactless (Apple Pay on my watch.)

“…balance the Federal buget…” Now that’s funny!