Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 11, 2011

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    comicgos  almost 14 years ago

    Little, but boy can they spin!

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    garfield246  almost 14 years ago

    Is Hobbes supposed to be an friend, enemy or frenemy?

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    yuvrajhanspal  almost 14 years ago

    Oh the shame!!

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Next time, Calvin, when he leaps, take a hard left turn. That’ll show him.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Try chasing your own tail, Hobbes.

    Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    Where is Calvin’s head in the last panel? Hobbes, you’re supposed to maul Calvin, not decapitate him.

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    Gocomo2011  almost 14 years ago

    Tiger instinct !! Cant help it eh Hobbes?

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  almost 14 years ago

    Regular Road Runner and Coyote situation.

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    rentier  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin the cloud of dust!

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    ratlum  almost 14 years ago

    Its a good thing Suzie cant see Hobbes . Because Hobbes would not be able to stop from showing her how ferocious he is,and I think she is is better at defence than Calvin. She gets the practise from Calvin and is more ferocious than Hobbes

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    A best friend who attacks you whe you come home, attacks you when you’re in creative (destrictive) thought, and while you trying to sleep. That’s not friend,that’s my wife.

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    Rakkav  almost 14 years ago

    Just out of morbid curiosity, Lewreader: why do you keep insulting your wife????

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    hopeandjoy2  almost 14 years ago

    I don’t like this one so much.

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    Rakkav  almost 14 years ago

    So chase something with longer legs and thicker skin, Hobbes, like a Greyhound bus.

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    florchi  almost 14 years ago

    I am so glad that I am bigger than my cat.

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    Destiny23  almost 14 years ago

    ^ But in your cat’s mind, he’s bigger – and he could probably take you down if he tried!

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    mac47  almost 14 years ago

    Wait a few years, Hobbes… Uh, Hobbes?

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    vzs1022  almost 14 years ago

    Cats are scary that way.

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    Short legs do kind of diminish the length of the adventure.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 14 years ago

    Sometimes Hobbes turns Calvin’s world upside down. BTW, if Calvin’s head is missing, how does he talk in the last panel? I suspect that his head is kind of buried in the sand (ground). Calvin should have an escape ‘claws’ in his contract.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 14 years ago

    Even if reincarnation were true, humans would go through an endless cycle ad infinitum and never achieve perfection. “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment, So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.” Hebrews 9:27,28

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    hiddenhumor  almost 14 years ago

    Respect the Cat.

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    Yanks03  almost 14 years ago

    Where is Marg?

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 14 years ago

    Not only little legs but slow ones too!

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    Puddleglum, I suspect that Calvin is laying on his head and neck, with his body curved over it. You can’t see his head because his torso is in the way.

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 14 years ago

    Johanan Rakkav א said: (about 9 tiger pounces ago)

    Just out of morbid curiosity, Lewreader: why do you keep insulting your wife????

    I think the better question might be: if she’s that bad then why is he still with her?!?!? A glutton for punishment perhaps?!?!?

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    khpage  almost 14 years ago

    Tiger, tiger such a fright, Tiger, tiger leaping light, Tiger, tiger burning bright, Tiger, tiger, beating the living daylights out of Calvin…

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    dahawk  almost 14 years ago

    GrethensMom and Johanan, some of the most stable and committed marriages I have known have been where the couples were always zinging each other at every opportunity and laughing about it then. They especially enjoyed doing it in the company of others.

    Like I keep telling my wife who gets upset when people tease me (and sometimes when I tease her), people only tease people they like. I have never kidded or teased someone I had no use or respect for. After 50 years of it, she has mellowed and gets off a few good ones on me every once in a while. She has come to enjoy getting the better of me. LOL

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    gofinsc  almost 14 years ago

    Give the short legs a longer head start before you start pursuing.

    Kato and Inspector Clouseau come to mind.

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    fran650  almost 14 years ago

    Thank You, dahawk.

    Lewreader, I appreciate your humor and comments on this and a couple of other sites. I recognize it as teasing used by couples who share mutual respect and love.

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    comixmaster1000  almost 14 years ago

    Methinks Hobbes needs an obedience school lesson.

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    SWEETBILL  almost 14 years ago

    @fran650, have to agree with you on your toLewreader :-)

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    COWBOY7  almost 14 years ago

    Love it, Hobbes! LOL

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    rgcviper  almost 14 years ago

    Ha–love this one.

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    Dino-1  almost 14 years ago

    Thanks Hobbes, I needed that one!

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    chovil  almost 14 years ago

    It’s a game they play. Hobbes gets to feel good about his skills. Calvin gets to…reinforce his relationship with Hobbes by admitting defeat in this activity. You have to remember, they are different species with different instincts. I once read that instinct is the word you use when you don’t understand something that a species does.

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    dahawk, like this couple?

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    witewater  almost 14 years ago

    @bmonk- Thanks for the link to the “One Big Happy” comic. It made my day!

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    TracerBullet2  almost 14 years ago

    Makes me wish that all the cats I’ve ever owned died when I was 4. Then again, as far as I’m aware, they may have been lazyer than my dog, who is 77 dog years now. Yeah, the stupid thing will never die.

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