Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 16, 2020

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    willispate  over 4 years ago

    DANG! how many pencils has he sharpened since 2007?

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    gbars70  over 4 years ago

    Hey Ralph, save that stuff, you can make your own pillows!

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    redacted9  over 4 years ago

    Oh that reminds me I need to go empty mine

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    random boredom  over 4 years ago

    I can’t remember the last time I held a pencil.

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    Pause now to consider all those old used-up razor blades inside the walls of that old downtown hotel.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    was checking to see if they still sell pencil sharpeners…they do, even the old ones that have different hole sizes for the different types of pencils…

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Happened to me once, Boss asked me to find a new sharpener because the old one wasn’t working. Guess why.

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    Robert Braddock Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m convinced that Ralph Drabble is a grown up Charlie Brown in the witness protection program.

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    sclement74 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I like it!

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    Comic strip physics, love it

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    1953Baby  over 4 years ago

    Huh. Has Ticonderoga pencils gone out of business? Another to put on my check-it-out list. . .we’ve go so many of those throw-away pens, we’ll die before we use them all. . .

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    david_42  over 4 years ago

    I remember a Candid Camera episode that featured an electric pencil sharpener with an automatic feed. It consumed any pencil put in it.

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    Fontessa  over 4 years ago

    I have a manual pencil pointer for mechanical pencils, and an electric pencil sharpener for old-fashioned pencils!

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    davanden  over 4 years ago

    And those are funny noises!

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    noahproblem  over 4 years ago

    2007? If that’s how he treats his beloveds, no wonder he has to sleep on the couch so much…

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 4 years ago

    Pencil sharpeners like vacuums should emptied frequently. Common sense and all.

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    Ivan Araque  over 4 years ago

    Bostitch, definitely has to be Bostitch (sorry the advertisement, but I find it funny that they seem to be the only pencil sharpeners in the US) :D

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