Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 22, 2020

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    willispate  over 4 years ago

    that’s a new language.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  over 4 years ago

    The drive thru speakers sound the same, even without the face masks….

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    Typhoid Ted made that burger….

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hey, Ralph! How do you plan to eat that with your mask on?

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    dlkrueger33  over 4 years ago

    I think it’s kinda funny when I see people driving alone in their cars wearing face masks!

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    stellanova87  over 4 years ago

    It’s probably easier than a dentist understanding you with a mouth full of instruments.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He hasn’t seen what they gave him yet.

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    Many years ago, when the kids were young teens, we went to a drive through, I requested my order, speaking clearly, and was asked to repeat myself. I did, and was asked to repeat myself again. I intentionally garbled my reply, and they said…Ok, pull around. We all found it hilarious. The order was perfect. I figure the guy at the window was probably just bored and wanted to see if he could get the customer upset.

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    Clotty Peristalt  over 4 years ago

    Why the hell are you wearing a facemask in your own car, Ralph? Think about it.

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    bobbyray526  over 4 years ago

    its for Wally

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You don’t need a mask inside your car, duh!

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ditto…I just put the 2 elastic hoops together & slide my hand in the middle..like wearing a bracelet.

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    pchemcat  over 4 years ago

    If you are alone in your car, why do you need the face mask?

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    serenasakitty  over 4 years ago

    If those mask ever become mandatory here, I won’t be able to leave my house. I can’t breathe with anything at all, even a scarf in winter, over my face. Psychological, I know, but true all the same.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    With mask on, you speak their language.

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    TennesseeFran  over 4 years ago

    I have sometimes left my mask on in the car after shopping simply because I didn’t think to take it off. When you accept it as something we just need to do now days, it stops being an annoyance. I don’t enjoy wearing it (and I know I don’t need to wear it when alone in my car) but if a wearing a mask helps, then I’ll wear one.

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    WF11  over 4 years ago

    I don’t mind wearing a face mask where required or requested in stores or restaurants (when doing take out) or other inside (public) locations. My problem is that I don’t think I can hear as well with it on – it sure seems like that anyway, and I don’t mean just when listening to others talking while they are wearing a mask.

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 4 years ago

    Why do either of you have a face mask on at that point?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 4 years ago

    Ralph will find a way. As for drive thru speak, looks like the rest of the world caught up.

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    The new normal….

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    Out of the Past  over 4 years ago

    The news reporters on our local news wear masks while talking. You can get about half of it. Fortunately, none of it ever matters, and has been the same thing for twenty years

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    lordhoff  over 4 years ago

    Who is going to get you sick in the car?

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    mathteacher678  over 4 years ago

    I’m pretty sure the virus doesn’t travel through the speaker to the employee.

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