Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 24, 2020

I know, so please don’t dry-rub it in. I can’t help it if my sage and dried parsley can’t get along. I even tried putting them both next to died mint and ground cinnamon but things just got even peppery after that. Instead of social distancing, I’m hoping for some spicy distancing.

Yes, but my hat rack and umbrella stand are sensational.

It’s sort of a vault, actually. He who controls the spice, controls the universe.

Maybe that needed to be said, but don’t you think She could have left off the exclamation point?

I mowed over the Sage’s herb garden and she racked me up for a cracked peppercorn loss.

Copycat. He’s lamely trying to follow in Little Miss Morton’s galoshes-clad footsteps.

Perhaps the Sister’s hymn book would bring order the way of the spice rack…

I’m not sure that a zip-loc baggie with last year’s basil counts as a spice rack.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of curry.

…yes, but Jane Mansfield had a nice spice rack…

… achoo…

…not as much as a rack as it is a lazy Susan…

… the vapours wait for no one…

… they said that about the Edsel, too…

… Duncan Idaho…

…I mix my spice on my Blue Oyster Cult album…

…below the microwave and above the stove….

…it’s not a design issue as much as a placement problem…

Does Tabasco count as a spice? I mean, that’s pretty much it for me.

I haven’t had the thyme to fix it.

Oh yeah …? Well your mother’s ugly too …!

Bake a cake with a file inside on the Betty Crocker Telly us how to solve the I’ll design it

I , for one, do not think Susan is lazy

That line won’t win you any favors with the spice girls.

Also, he seems a bit salty. I guess when it rains, it pours.

At least I have a spice rack.

Who is spice rack maker ?

and what did that person do for spice separation in the kitchen?

You can’t handle the spice!

The Spice Girls went out of favor.

Design me a spice rack woody wood peppe

Shows how observant you are. Not! I do not have a spice rack….