For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 12, 2020

How does a dentist know when people are talking about him? Answer: When they start showing him their teeth.

nice innocent smiles, ladies

Because their lips are moving!

That creepy smile

Mind your own business you cows.

Cheshire grins.

I love the look on the Pattersons’ faces. ’Is there something we should know about what you know, ladies??" :/

I see they all ordered the Smilex Special from Jack Napier.

Oh, I forgot about that side-part of the “Horrible Houseguest” story, haha.

I don’t remember what happens next but I hope Elly says something to the effect that they’re on a date and both are in love with their brand new little daughter who is with her big brother tonight and things have settled down since FIONA moved into her own apartment. Let them gasp and say “You know about Fiona?” To which Elly replies why wouldn’t she since she lived with them for a time before John got her that apartment. Then they ask why John would rent an apartment for a woman. Elly says, "Oh, you make it sound like he got an apartment for a mistress. She is his cousin. She stayed with us for a time to look for a job. Our dog and her cat didn’t like each other so Fiona had to move out. " And forever silence them from further gossip. I would think Elly would be too polite to mention that Fiona was supposed to help with April but was a lazy leech.

We heard from a “reliable source” that our neighbours were selling their house because they were getting a divorce. But we have never seen a more loving couple, who seem to spend all their time together; and they are buying a new house – together.

By those very “false smiles” on their faces.

Because they’re idiots.

These women all need to be reminded of the story of Brer Rabbit and the briar patch.

Ignorance is bliss. Innocence is hard. Indifference is dangerous.

The sad thing is that the story of John and Fiona will become part of local lore, especially in a small town, and some people will believe it forever.

Now the gossipers can enjoy their meals with a side of crow.

Don’t wait. Don’t hesitate. Go tear them the proverbial new one.

Ummm, John has a gleam in his eye when he looks at Elly across the table. I think that’s how April came about. Run, Elly!!

Great artwork on today’s strip.

Clueless John. Again.

Smiling like jackasses eating thistles.

I wish a waiter would come along & say “Ladies ? Would you like a saucer of milk ? You’re looking SO catty!!”

Oh we’re the floss salesman when you need one

Long time ago my Dear Old Mom said, “I never repeat gossip…So make sure you listen the FIRST time!”

Sheepish Grins?

Like mom always said if they’re not talking about you someone else is getting some rest!!!

This gossip arc reminds me of a song from Fiddler on the Roof that was like a game of telephone. ( https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/fiddlerontheroof/therumor.htm )