Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 27, 2020

Sally collects nuts in seashells by the seashore.

Is that the adult form of a Peep?

I’m usually OK with low expectations. The other thing makes me cringe or stop breathing, depending on the identity of the victim.

You get the day off Mr..

“Balsac the Jaws of Death, please call your office.”

And it won’t work at all if you have no expectations. The lack of any element of surprise produces a wholly flat experience.

Seriously …that has to hurt….expecting it or not….OUCH!

A Youtube segment that would definitely go viral, like everything else these days.

…the review of every Melissa McCarthy movie…

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Not sure which is worse. To them or of them.

Coming to an AFV episode soon … AGAIN …!

Where is everybody? Recovering from airbag nutshots?

How did airbags get involved in this? Also, I thought airbag injuries would affect the upper body (head, chest) and not one’s private parts down THERE.

If you take too many hits, you wind up with nutshot airbags.

Here, hold my frog. Watch this.

What was the question?

Airbags are well-known to cause injuries. The excuse is that they are usually non-life-threatening injuries. They still hurt….