Close to Home by John McPherson for May 06, 2020

I thought of using an old Halloween mask in a pinch if I can’t find an N95 mask!!!

My God, no change! She’s still horribly ugly! (“Eye Of the Beholder”)

https://youtu.be/4WdtAj8jYMM

That is absurdly funny!

Ah, America.

Brought to you by Jared (It’s mine. It’s all mine) Kushner.

I was told that I couldn’t wear those at work.

What drugs has the anesthesiologist given her, and what aftereffects do they have?

Not a good look when you’re sick, on drugs, and about to go under the knife. But I would love to see it, just once. Maybe a little Oingo Boingo on the box(Deadmans Party of course).

Would that it were so easy!

The little alien dude should have a mask on too!

Lot of ppl were running in terror for some reason. All I had was a hockey mask and a bat

“I’m okay Doctor! It’s just that when I saw your mask, I thought you were my husband. Then I realized; my husbands uglier than that! So, I’m good!”

Sometimes the masks improve people’s appearances.

Bleeb is bucking the trend.

Lots of people got upset at the guy in the KKK hood at the grocery store. Sorry, but I bust a gut laughing even though he’s obviously an a-hole.

The local hospital started accepting donations to buy their nurses more PPE. I’d mind this less if they weren’t sending their patients home with $50,000 bills.

She went for an operation and an episode of The Twilight Zone broke out.