Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 08, 2020

Give it up, R.J., you’ll just have to eat all those twinkies yourself.

Cows are a lot smarter than i thought.

Rope A Dope the cow RJ !

They’re not really that good.

That cow shows a lot more intelligence than most.

When I was a kid in Illinois, you bought grass-feed beef if you couldn’t afford the good stuff.

I’m skepticow.

Polysorbate 60? I’m French and I can’t even pronounce the word. I never eat something I can’t pronounce.

They STILL have Polysorbate 60 in them? Why? When Polysorbate 80 is so much…more better!

That look on the cow’s face in the last panel is a total moooooooood…

Twinkies may even have dairy product in them.

Just imagine cows as farm workers. Ones that have been engineered to be more humanoid and totally obedient. The bull is the direct overseer of them. And a human over all of them. Given their instructions for the days work.

Meets none of your daily nutritional requirements.

Earth to RJ, cows are herbivores. They’re not going to eat Twinkies, no matter how hard you try to convince them to.

Why does RJ want the cow competing for his Twinkies?

And now we know why we get milk from cows and not raccoons — quality control. Right? No?

Thank goodness I don’t have four stomachs. I can bearly feed my one and only poor hungry stomach.

“I’d sooner go skydiving without a parachute and land on Verne!”