Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 01, 2020

Stopped the other day to check out the sign on the door of a barbershop. They’re closed for shaves, but open for haircuts. However, you do need an appointment, and you have to wear a mask.

I’m having trouble picturing what kind of haircut I could get if everything around my ears is buried in straps.

I don’t wear my mask at home. Am i a bad person?

She probably has face-mask ears too, but her hair covers them up so we can’t be sure.

Love that flag on the front of the house … LOL!!

Just call me Dumbo.

Has it been three months already? Wow.

My employer sent us home to work from home on March 16. As much as I hated the commute, I loved the campus itself: free parking, a cafeteria, a fitness center, dry cleaner, auto repair shop, convenience store, dentist, optometrist…all onsite.

All hail the flag of toilet paper!

Huh. Try sleeping with one of those sleep apnea masks, Ralph. . .

Our New Mexico governor made it clear when a mask was necessary. Just common sense, but how common is common sense? (For those who aren’t sure, NM is one of the 50, and our governor is one of the best.)

Live long and prosper, Ralph!

No, unless you “actually” have coronavirus and are living with other people

I agree that the masks on the ears are uncomfortable..and irritating to breathe through.

They are making scrub hats with buttons behind the ears for Medical Professionals. Those bands go on the buttons instead of rubbing on the ears.

They have clips that hook the two sides behind your head