“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”.
I was going to question his math because I came up with 3,177, but then I noticed he has “plus-or-minus 4” at the end.
Now let’s work on the groundhog variants.
He forgot to carry the 2.
Assume that the wood is a perfect sphere in a vacuum …
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch?
Pickled Pete picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Pickled Pete picked.
If Pickled Pete picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Pickled Pete picked?
what about an “iff”?
Line four has a fatal error which will throw the whole equation out of whack. It should read: “…) 16.044; not 16.043. Small error but significant in the long run.
“I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s son, and I’m on plucking pheasants ’til pheasant plucker comes…”
Repeat this five times, out loud, without the inevitable spoonerism towards the end…
If you succeed, try it again, 10 times, faster, and try avoid the expletive…
How much cheese could Chucky Cheese chew if Chucky Cheese could chew cheese.
I just had to get a cheesy pun in.
A scientist actually figured it out. He came up with 4 1/3 cords of wood.
November 25, 2017
A Common 'tator over 4 years ago
“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 4 years ago
I was going to question his math because I came up with 3,177, but then I noticed he has “plus-or-minus 4” at the end.
BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now let’s work on the groundhog variants.
Znox11 over 4 years ago
He forgot to carry the 2.
dflak over 4 years ago
Assume that the wood is a perfect sphere in a vacuum …
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch?
Pickled Pete over 4 years ago
Pickled Pete picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Pickled Pete picked.
If Pickled Pete picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Pickled Pete picked?
dwpbike over 4 years ago
what about an “iff”?
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Line four has a fatal error which will throw the whole equation out of whack. It should read: “…) 16.044; not 16.043. Small error but significant in the long run.
A Common 'tator over 4 years ago
“I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s son, and I’m on plucking pheasants ’til pheasant plucker comes…”
Repeat this five times, out loud, without the inevitable spoonerism towards the end…
If you succeed, try it again, 10 times, faster, and try avoid the expletive…
Lablubber over 4 years ago
How much cheese could Chucky Cheese chew if Chucky Cheese could chew cheese.
I just had to get a cheesy pun in.
Ricky Bennett over 4 years ago
A scientist actually figured it out. He came up with 4 1/3 cords of wood.