JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 12, 2020

“Did you have that sandwich in your pocket all day?”

Need the right Philly cheese Steak sandwich!After Captain Yolanda Ruiz is done, you got a lot explaining to due.

Nice job of improvising, Joe!

Crisis averted!

Never doubt the power of a steak umm.

I don’t at all mean to disparage the merits of Philly Cheese Steaks, but at my neighborhood lunch counter back around 1970, a Cheese Steak was basically a cheeseburger with cube steak instead of hamburger. Does anybody else miss those?

In Buffalo they are wings, not Buffalo wings. Do people in Philly refer to them as cheese steaks or Philly cheese steaks?

Now back out slowly, both of you, while she’s still feeding!

“We’ll kick ourselves out, thanks.”

At least it’s not donuts.

Hmm, they didn’t eat all of each one.

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While listening to a questionable genius yesterday, I was impressed with the “thinking” involved. The proposal was to completely do away with police forces. The NPR interviewer asked, “What about rapes and murders?”

“Most rapes are never reported and only half of murders are solved,” was the response.

(I am reminded of this from the expression, “We’ll catch him next time.”)

On the other hand, you could end all crime tomorrow if you revoked all laws today. Murder, arson, toxic emissions, theft would not be illegal. Just think, you could dump your trash on your neighbor and he could dump his on you and when you killed each other, there would still have been no crime!!

Good times!!!

Reminds me of the “Up In Smoke” scene with the cop who pulled Cheech & Chong over getting totally distracted by the giant cheeseburger. Oh yeah, by something else, too.

Bribery is a big issue in the police department.

I just hope the Liberal PC crowd doesn’t decide to attack this comic because it has Police in it. I like this comic too much to want to see it changed or deleted.

People in philly dont call it “Philly Cheesesteaks” we just call it a cheese steak