Trump was giving a speech for a bunch of Swedish-Americans at this one farm. After just about every sentence, they’d yell out “avföring.” At the end of the speach, they all stood and said “avföring! avföring!!AVFÖRING!!!!!!!” for like 5 mins straight as he stood there and soaked in all the praise.
They then took him for a tour of the farm and when they were walking through the pasture, one of them told him “Be careful! You almost stepped in the bull-avföring!”
And in a self-admission, when I was around 7-8, I was at a summer camp and was walking through the pasture and stepped in the avföring myself. It was a bit dried on top and I didn’t realize what it was and planted my foot. …sigh… And then around 10-11, I was in the scouts and was doing the “start a camp fire with only two matches” and I found some clumps of dried grass on the trail and used that as tinder to get the fire going. Then got razzed for not knowing WHY it was clumped together (think “horse trail.”) ….double sigh…. At least it was well-dried and well-aged grass.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
uh… eww?
enigmamz over 4 years ago
I hate it when that happens
Algolei I over 4 years ago
“Trivial, worthless, or insolent talk or ideas.”
I’m a guff pro.
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
Earl, invoking the wisdom of Thornton Melon.
stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago
LOL ( the comic)
Sanspareil over 4 years ago
I heard a comic long ago who told of his uncle who was shot down in Germany in WWII and parachuted into a cow field.
His last words were the only thing he knew in German.
“Ach Dung”
iggyman over 4 years ago
That’s another word for it? Ha ha!
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
That is until you get home, Earl!
jagedlo over 4 years ago
“You don’t take any guff from anyone”…that is unless you are married to Opal and then you take a lot of guff!
Kalkkuna over 4 years ago
He’s an old guffer, all right.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
You be in a whole heap of Guff now son !
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Are the Waiting For Guffman??
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Oy! Better take those shoes off before going in Grandmas house….no guff allowed!
HunterIsACriminal over 4 years ago
Shinola!
l3i7l over 4 years ago
Nelson: “Oh, GUFF!”
Linguist over 4 years ago
“Don’t give me any cow patty, mister!”
prabbit237 over 4 years ago
Trump was giving a speech for a bunch of Swedish-Americans at this one farm. After just about every sentence, they’d yell out “avföring.” At the end of the speach, they all stood and said “avföring! avföring!! AVFÖRING!!!!!!!” for like 5 mins straight as he stood there and soaked in all the praise.
They then took him for a tour of the farm and when they were walking through the pasture, one of them told him “Be careful! You almost stepped in the bull-avföring!”
And in a self-admission, when I was around 7-8, I was at a summer camp and was walking through the pasture and stepped in the avföring myself. It was a bit dried on top and I didn’t realize what it was and planted my foot. …sigh… And then around 10-11, I was in the scouts and was doing the “start a camp fire with only two matches” and I found some clumps of dried grass on the trail and used that as tinder to get the fire going. Then got razzed for not knowing WHY it was clumped together (think “horse trail.”) ….double sigh…. At least it was well-dried and well-aged grass.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Easy to say when out in a field.. you won’t hear him say that within earshot of Opal.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Not even Three Billy Goats Gruff?
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Is it bull guff?
Mayor Snorkum over 4 years ago
Don’t listen to him, kid. He takes plenty of guff from Opal.
katzenbooks45 over 4 years ago
Don’t step in anything agricultural.
BaltimoreJack Premium Member over 4 years ago
$#|+