Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for May 16, 2020

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

When it’s hairy like that his chin reminds me of another body part.

Yeah, it does look like his shoulder blades.

Ally Oop Oop Oop Oop Ally Oop Oop Oop Oop

Maybe he could shave on the air. It would be more exciting than another 90’s Bama-Auburn game.

Dude, show some class. There are kids watching this strip.

So how come her hair isn’t getting any longer?

Adult male facial hair is a flat-out refutation of any notion of an “intelligent designer”. And if the I.D. is thought to be “God”, the same consideration casts his judgement in a very unflattering light.

Ew.

I got behind and read this one first. I thought when Tank said the boss thinks he should, he meant Barb.