B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 16, 2020

To paraphrase of sorts, from Maxwell Smart. The old green rock mistake.

Please get me an asperin, and don´t smack the lid.

At least Dookey didn’t land on the wrong turtle.

morning? I thought with the partying the bird did, it would have been afternoon at the earliest…

At least he didn’t wake up John by coming in late, stomping around, and yodeling.

“On the Rocks”, Bar Humor.

Ha! I was wondering why you didn’t move or answer back….

That John; he’s a rock.

Good thing he didn’t land on a red neck rock. He might a got shot.

Good one. Thanks for the chuckle this morning…

You Turtle DOPE! You shouldn’t have said a darned thing and moved away during the night!

And, why didn’t you invite me!?!?

I loved the shoe phone and the cone of silence, which never worked properly. And the salted buttons.