Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 13, 2020

What a cutting remark.

Tell tale lines.

If she liked it, then she should’ve put a ring on it.

I was such a sap!!

She’s stumped for an answer.

She’s fallen and she can’t get up!

Woodn’t you know it, now they are pining for her. Wonder if she was buried at Forest Lawn?

You don’t have to worry about her age anymore… She’s gone to a better place!

There’s a ring of truth in that.

Even though she was older, she still had a nice ash.

She was still too young to leaf. Now she’s somewhere all by her shelf.

Very clever cartoon Dave, love it!

I could run circles around her in my youth!

Should have, “wood” have, could have ….she has a splintering affect ……I saw-dust coming….

Her roots are showing..

Oh. Cut down in her prime.

Whadda hoot!

She was no ordinary bloak.

Didn’t they grow up together?

morbid

You always hurt the one hew love.

You knew. In other words, you SAW it coming.

The punsters are out today!

Cut down in her prime?

Ent it a shame. What would Treebeard say?

You can tell by the timbre of her voice that she’s upset.

Apparently someone just cut down that tree without leaving any sawdust. Strange.

I told yew!

Now this is what the comments section is supposed to be like. Funny comments and puns. Surprised we did not get some moron writing a personal story about the time their neighbor’s grandfather’s postman’s friend cut down a tree.