F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 11, 2020

Medusa crazy?

Who says barbers are unnecessary?

I’ve been put off twice. Gonna be three months on this haircut. May have to do a rough cut with hedge trimmers.

Barbers are going to start charging an additional disposal fee.

Darlin, give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair.

Is that you, junkbot?

I went and got my hair cut about 3 or 4 days before the stay at home orders kicked in, so it’s getting due for a new cut.

The two could have been trimming each other’s hair

I wish my hair grew that fast.

He looks like a Kazon. ;)

Hair today, not gone tomorrow!

Start by washing and combing it. That should make it a bit more manageable. If needed, put it in a pony tail.

For the adventurous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh2QqaB9syk

I’m surprised no one else has referenced it yet.