F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 14, 2020

Time for real miracle grow

Just plant them in any cartoon universe; they’ll spring up before you can finish watering them once

Try Miracle-Gro.

I’d go straight for the entree if I were you.

She forgot to plant the hamburger seeds

heads up on tomorrows dinner. I had planned chicken, so I am going to the supermarket to get the eggs

So you’re admitting, then, you’re an illiterate nitwit?

should’ve started a couple hours earlier…