Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 22, 2020

Twenty-three skidoo, daddy-o! Two can play that game!

That probably makes perfect sense to Brewster.

Good grez!

“What happened to the Universal Translator?” – “It called in sick.”

The problem is, in the squid people’s language, that is a declaration of war.

I see some online that google can’t even find. Then there are some that can mean several different things.

“Agreed. See to it, Geordi.”

Had someone at work request a MOM report. I eventually figured it out, I think…EOM = End Of Month, therefore, MOM has got to be Middle Of Month.

So it’s ‘bowb your mummy’ day?

“But though even words like ‘juju-flop,’ ‘swut,’ and ‘turlingdrome’ are now perfectly acceptable in common usage, there is one word that is still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one — where the stupid turlingdromes don’t know what it means.

That word is ‘Belgium,’ and it is only ever used by loose-tongued people like Zaphod Beeblebrox in situations of dire provocation."

Seems cromulent to me.

This is what happens to people when they don’t have their coffee.

Dang, I told her to vod the frich. But did she listen to me?? Nooooo…..

I googled vod the frich. OMG!

Used to do this to our nosy secretary…..told her that the profit ratio used to determine a company’s advertising budget was a “Veeblefetzer quotient.” A short while later, we overheard her telling the owner that a certain company had a “good VQ.” P.S. Used to catch her going through the trash…

I loved the line from Modern Family where Phil thinks he’s so hip it the kid’s lingo. He said that WTF meant Why the Face.

With all caps, I couldn’t tell that those were acronyms. Initialisms without vowels would work better.

She’s easy pickin’ if she doesn’t know what ‘BYE’ means.

I still wanna know who the daddy is.

Does Popeye the Sailor have a Spaniard maritime ancestor called Papa (with an “a” acute at the end) the Sailor? LOL! XD!

There are so many TLAs that you’d think every combination means something or other.

Mott the Hoople are real froods.

If those are acronyms, I’d like to know what they stand for.

Don’t forget to ASWAY the BRT. Also check it for Leaks.