Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 02, 2020

He’s “fighting” the urge to purge.

I would argue that if he truly wants to get into fighting shape, HE’S the one who should take the stairs… unless, of course, that would start a fight.

This is why I prefer buildings with more than one elevator.

‘Great! Just let me send my neighbor in instead!’

Hearing someone count to ten must not bring back happy memories.

Maybe he should take the stairs, then.

Very clever, very droll, very funny! Well done, Gunga Dinn!

Oh yeah! Well your going DOWN, dude!

Elevates his inner demons as it were.

Just like the old comedy routine. “Niagara Falls” “Slowly I turned, step by step”, ect.

That’s alright, I’ll take the next one. You don’t to around when my claustrophobia kicks in.

Why don’t YOU take the stairs. You could use the exercise anyway.

And you don’t want him asking: Going Down?