Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 03, 2020

Does this library use the Dewey Decibel System?

Trump and Fauci were seen arguing in the Science Friction section.

The Friction section is not well read…

The non friction people are having a reality check.

Mrs. Baker insists on a friction-free home space until she gets worked up about something.

The System Doesn’t Work by Mel Function.

What ever happened to “Unabridged” and “Abridged?” Just wondering if all Fiction is just made up baloney.

Of course they are arguing in the friction section; they haven’t had their coffee yet!

If I read my fiction in the Non-Friction area, will I get evicted? I’ll wear my mask, i promise!

I hope this is a bookstore – and not a library. How disruptive would this be in a library.

And all those books have sand paper covers.

Close cover before striking.