Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for May 18, 2020

Igor could have been a tad more creative. How does Duane Buttkiss grab Ya?

You could have continued to spell it “Igor Swartnozzle”, but changed the pronunciation to John Doe.

Except for the part where he keeps having to prove he’s still alive.

That comment in the third panel strikes me as a bit “unprofessional”, Mr. Diplomatic Envoy.

I knew someone named John Smith. He said he had a lot of problems having people believe that actually was his name.

Doh!

Once knew a guy named Eric Smith who changed his name to the less common and more swashbuckling sounding Eric Douglas.

I never had kids of my own but always vowed that if I had a daughter I would NOT let her be named Diane! Now, I have nothing against the name “Diane”. In fact, it’s a pretty name. But my last name can be mispronounced as “Ree-ah”…and “Diane” can shortened to “Di”… I mean, who could be so cruel as to give a name that could be shortened to “Di Reeah”?

John and Jane Doe do exist or have.

Igor played bass for X?