Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 18, 2020

Thomas Jefferson invented that.

Now make another one so you can race someone else down the hall.

Companies are now making billions of dollars helping people goof off!

But does it recline?

I used to do that with my grand-nephew and grand-niece, now they’re a little too old to fit in the chair…

working form home i don’t have a neat seat like that.

Chair Spinning Improves, “Circulation”.

My new gaming chair…Twice the revolutions, half the effort.

Anything on wheels is usually fun…

Okay, I’ll give you that. Now start working on wool that doesn’t itch. Please!

Shave,and a hair cut Wiz ?

So, you invented a barbers chair.. add some wheels and a motor and you will have something

The old Emil J. Padair chairs were wonderful for that kind of shenanigans. Had one in the house some of us rented.

Used by every corporate drone in the world today! I hope the Wizard is still collecting royalties on his patent! (You DID get a patent, Wiz? Didn’t you?)

Wait til you start adding wheels to it…..

Spinning chairs are great!

It’s amazing how satisfying that is!