Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 21, 2020

Rodney doing his best Faramir impression.

horse sense

His steed, not quite so gallantly ….

At least he will not be first one in the gate. In fact, he will be bringing up the rear. Although I don’t think you could call it the rear-guard.

Do I detect some sarcasm in that statement, O King? (-:

And has he got a story to tell you! He ran into this Viking (see yesterday’s WOI)…

Okay, I gotta ask" do rod and the king have upper lips, or just noses? Inquiring minds want to know. . .

Like Chess, “Knights are Somewhat Expendable”.

As opposed to his second best knight whom didn’t return.

I don’t see you out there on the field, shorty.

Look what the cat..er horse drug in! ;o}

It’s really cool how so many battles wind up at the castle, but nothing ever really happens. Cartoon physics is a hoot!

Yup. Knowing the limitations of your defenses is the first step in understanding your security. Rodney is sort of the Microsoft of warriors.

Life is short … you should spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers.

I think it’s just the horse behaving sanely

Artist is clueless about a horse gait!

Whoa horse, Whoa!!! (CLANG!) When I say whoa, I mean WHOA!!

This is a cartoon. Can’t we keep the political dogma out of it?

Now you mention it Mr Schnobb, haven’t seen the fink for a while.

Top knight because all the other knights are less sycophantic and more interested in the well-being of the populace, I suppose.