Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 20, 2020

Or sanitary.

Kitchen appliances gone wrong!!

Whip it good!

I think the one on the left is into the martial arts being a Mix Master.

Coming this fall to the Food Network it’s Gangster Kitchen with Martha “The Ex-Con” Stewart

Cops appeared and there was a mad scramble.

Hmmph. East European chefs. They become slawbreakers when you pay them with enough cabbage.

Are we talking omelets here?

The brisk whisk team is at it again! Threatening the su chef….

They knead the dough hook.

One way to deal with those traitorous Eggs Benedict

“And we don’t do no stoopid over-easy”

grind? no, we are more into beating, but we know a guy

Whip his butt (er)

They are in trouble if they mess with me; more than once I’ve licked the beaters.