Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 26, 2020

It isn’t loud until the drywall starts crumbling.

Next, he’ll stop for a snack and/or another nap!!

Either he’ll need to see an audiologist or a psychiatrist.

Time for Laura and the kids to take an nice long drive somewhere.

When I get home from work, I can usually tell when my wife is doing housework before I open the front door

Maybe not quite this loud, but enough to get her moving

While doing my math homework in the high school’s library, I was admonished to turn the volume down.

I was wearing headphones.

And, yes… I now have tinnitus.

And now I have tinnitus, but I’m still going to blame my time in ’Nam.

Going by the adage “If it’s too loud you’re too old”, I’ll never be old…

That’s the rule at our house—headphones.

Someone should build a stockade fence around Adam. They could call it Fort Issimo

Let’s see how long it takes before the cops are knocking at the door.

Headphones can’t shake your whole body like a subwoofer can. Gotta feel the music.

Time to throw Adam out of the house if he won’t wear phones.