Shorten the MLB season to 60 games AND convert to 26 bases. I’d watch that, for an inning or two, probably, if they played with the frantic desperation of Calvin and the calm confidence of Hobbes. Classic competing approaches to the game.
Bothered as I am by an excess of inchoate curiosity, I once upon a time embarked upon a small research project to determine the “proper” medical terminology for “booger.” I soon discovered that, not only is there no standard and precise medical term for such, the word “booger” itself was never to be found in dictionaries at the time. Having ascertained this deficiency, I endeavored to correct it: Booger n. 1. A desiccated and crustose mucosal rhino excrescence.
this tracks with the arc of recess baseball from a while ago. Calvin probably could have been a pretty good player if only ANYONE took 5 damn minutes to explain the actual rules of the game to him.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Love to see how these 2 play football.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 4 years ago
26 bases instead of 4? The MLB should try that
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
and to think Hobbes was a sissy when Calvin walked a home run as Hobbes exhaustingly tried to out him with a tennis ball
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hobbes’ Calvinball revisited .
Space_Owl on GoComics over 4 years ago
Well there’s your exercise for the next decade, Calvin.
in.amongst over 4 years ago
Of course, Hobbes. I am a sissy.
codycab over 4 years ago
This is what happens when you play with a tiger.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Calvin ball, gotta love it!
gbars70 over 4 years ago
And besides, your foot never touched base nineteen.
M2MM over 4 years ago
Looks like Calvinball has a contender. :D
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
They’re limiting themselves in two dimensions. There ought to be bases that Calvin has to climb to reach!
kathleenhicks62 over 4 years ago
He has the most fun of anyone I know by himself.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
It is amazing how some people can figure out a way to change the rules until they win. Usually, politicians. ALL of them.
Whatcouldgowrong over 4 years ago
Shorten the MLB season to 60 games AND convert to 26 bases. I’d watch that, for an inning or two, probably, if they played with the frantic desperation of Calvin and the calm confidence of Hobbes. Classic competing approaches to the game.
Calvins Brother over 4 years ago
No Balls or Strikes, 6 Outs and only 1 swing per at bat.
Kilrwat Premium Member over 4 years ago
Out at home goes “Doink”
rentier over 4 years ago
If you hadn’t rescued me, I’d be totally in the out now!!And You had to seek an other friend!
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
We used tennis balls. They went a mile when struck properly.
Alexander the Good Enough over 4 years ago
Bothered as I am by an excess of inchoate curiosity, I once upon a time embarked upon a small research project to determine the “proper” medical terminology for “booger.” I soon discovered that, not only is there no standard and precise medical term for such, the word “booger” itself was never to be found in dictionaries at the time. Having ascertained this deficiency, I endeavored to correct it: Booger n. 1. A desiccated and crustose mucosal rhino excrescence.
lbhorton over 4 years ago
He’ll believe in only 3 bases when he starts dating.
yangeldf over 4 years ago
this tracks with the arc of recess baseball from a while ago. Calvin probably could have been a pretty good player if only ANYONE took 5 damn minutes to explain the actual rules of the game to him.
oldsmkysyvr over 4 years ago
Booger balls must be easy to hit if Calvin got safely to 24 bases.
mfrasca over 4 years ago
Pesäpallo.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
This why you need to cover all your bases, Cal… but where will you find that many players?!
PuppyPapa over 4 years ago
Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close!
Here’s the throw, here’s the play at the plate Holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!
queenoftut over 4 years ago
I love Calvinball!!
William Stoneham Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now that’s a game I can get behind!
hagarthehorrible over 4 years ago
If calvin loses the rules must be obviously manipulated. This boy is invincible.
jdi801 over 4 years ago
Wait, Calvin HIT the ball?