Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 04, 2020

Try the S. Korean version. Much cleaner. The American one has a yuuuuge orange turd on the spinner.

Remember he a wartime moron. Virus? What virus?

Guessing the game Twenty Questions has changed it focus by now.

Also thinking of Buttercup trying to play Clue. He hasn’t got the first clue about being president.

oops! you passed a counterfeit bill and the cops kill you.

go back to the start and get a new life

A walk through a pasture.

There is just one problem with all the rules about reopening: the virus hasn’t read them.

This was a test. You all failed miserably. Start over. Re-open in October.

Definitely not his sister….gonna be his future wife…

Twenty Questions now includes animal, vegetable, mineral, or Trump. He’s in a totally separate category that only he knows – maybe

She’s saying the “risk” is too big.

The scary part of this (besides its real) is that the president and the GOP governors are saying they won’t close down again no matter how bad it gets.

I practiced Social Distancing before it was cool.

Those healthy young people who believe that the Trump plague is no match for their immune system need to remember several things.1. You are infecting people when you have no symptoms at all. This includes your family and people who actually matter to other people even if they don’t to you.2. When you overestimate your immune system, or underestimate the plague, you wind up competing for a respirator and other materials needed by those who developed the disease because they were essential workers.3. You are endangering the medical workers who have to care for you and the people that you infect. They are already risking their lives. What right have you to add to their jeopardy because you need a haircut?4. Many viruses remain within the cells of your body. We don’t know that this is one of them, but it’s not unlikely. They wait there until your body’s immune system is no longer strong enough to keep them in check. That could happen when you are older, or in the car wreck you have next week. Then, with their new assistance, they come back in full force.My son is an RN. He treats Trump plague patients, and has watched them suffer greatly, then often die. He has assured me that there is no possibility of taking this thing too seriously. If you think a mask is a problem, you are not thinking this thing through clearly.

Loved that game as a kid — always tried to be the doctor

Our state reopened while our cases are spiking, and I was recalled back to the office (even though I was working fine from home) while our county is a national hotspot. We have definitely lost this game.

Good One!