Kliban by B. Kliban for May 22, 2020

Are they hot?

Somewhere out there are a great many distraught chickens.

Ahhh, the French…..

Waiter! You forgot my order of right arms!!!

Mmmm! Now if I only had something to smack….

I’m told that these lips are one of the ingredients of hot dogs …

Pass the A-1 Sauce, please.

If he’s going to eat, he’ll have to attach a pair of those lips to his face, first.

Eat what’s put in front of you, child, and don’t give me none of your lip.

Anyone else remember those horrid red wax lips you could get at the candy store?

This leaves a lot of chatter to this dish….never enough spicy talk……

It’s a pot of lips, now!

He had finger foods for starters.

Somehow this reminds me of the time an Italian girlfriend served me pasta with red sauce heavily laden with chicken hearts. It did kinda gross me out at the time.

A perennial favorite — lip-smackin’ good.

The lips are gone, and Major Margaret Houlihan can no longer pout about it, she’s opted for the tongue and MASH potatoes.

Ever wonder where the collagen-filled lip rejects go?

Mad Lips.

I HAVE NO MOUTH BUT I MUST SCREAM.