The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 10, 2020

Web is really hard to read sometimes, but you can’t always judge a book by it’s cover.

I don’t think they’ve the pronunciation function quite solved.

Sadly kept changing the subject but in alphabetical order.

his life is devoted to finding meaning…

A bit thin for a Webster’s dictionary.

Useful book, but not one you want to curl up with at night to read!

She will also be defined.

At least he’s not spineless.

Just the other day, I was thinking about “Webster’s” Dictionary…

The work of Noah Webster… but the rights were passed to GC Merriam, later called Merriam Webster.

They fought for years, unsuccessfully, to stop the flood of other “Webster’s”.

It’s been generic for dictionaries now for over 100 years…. anybody can use it.

So how come I’ve never seen ONE take advantage of the pun, in calling an online dictionary “Webster’s”

(You’re right…. I’m ever so much fun at a party.)

Must be the Newspeak Webster dictionary, after all those politically incorrect words have been removed.

As I come online every day, I, too, am a “webster”. Definitely.

They’re changing the definition of racism in the dictionary……

It’s a defining moment for Webster, but at least he won’t be at a loss for words.

Definition of book smart.

I hope his job doesn’t define him. That could spell a lot of trouble.

I thought Webster was a short black kid.

Isn’t it more of a case of him defining his job.

And I’m betting he doesn’t look anything like his profile picture on Match.com!

Have you met my friend Roget?

No, but your name does.

At least he has a job with meaning.

Well, I prefer word explanation number one over explanation number 25.

Push it, honey, and you may be in for some choice slang.

He’s a cunning linguist

She won’t accept another date. He’s too wordy.