Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 04, 2020

I don’t think Peter Pan would want Andy in Neverland.

Do you have a phone with a camera Alan? The fellows down at the station would get a big kick out of it! You could probably submit to the Darwin Awards too.

When I look back at my childhood exploits I should be deceased in at least a dozen times.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s attempt to relive his childhood fails miserably and he ends up tangled in the swing set much to the puzzlement of the copper :o) my avatar is a picture of a kid trying to overturn his time out punishment by appealing to his grandma to overturn his punishment, :o) much as we would have liked to we never did that with Princess Amy or Typhoon Timmy, how was your day/? ours should be very busy and hectic , but Arthur came over in his car and drove us to do our errands so all’s well that ends well stay safe and BCNU pal

This lout gets a second childhood when so many don’t get a chance at a first one?

The mind says come on kid and the body says listen stupid.

But that childhood was a long time ago, Andy. Especially the sober part.

Has Andy ever left his childhood?

Andy has grown every which way but mentally!

Older but no wiser – perhaps the good constable should just leave him there.

It’s hard to relive your childhood playground days, they don’t have same equipment they used to.

Do they even have playground swings anymore? I would think with liability paranoia they would have all been dismantled years ago.

Andy sounds so calm for one who’s about to break his neck…!

What’s all he’s got?

When I was a kid, I invented a game called “Flying Ghost”, that involved tossing an old bedsheet to children swinging, who would then attempt to kick it up in the air, to make it “fly”, and then the defender would try to let it settle down gracefully over his head. I state this because I’m afraid that some of you lot have gotten the wrong idea that I’m kind of normal………….

I swung over the top once. The fire department had to untangle me.

You’re only young once, but you’re never too old to be an idiot!

“Hold my beer, hold my whiskey, and most of all, hold your applause! ! And in my NEXT thrilling installment……”

A lot of us think we are as good once as we ever was, but Andy proves that may not be so.

Swings and roundabouts, Andy.