Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 19, 2011

Blood does have a metallic tang…

Today’s avatar:

I know that metallic taste. I experienced it once or twice as a result of snorting too much speed.

EDIT: Just for the record, I don’t do that anymore.

And when you get that taste, don’t cough or sneeze.

Watching that newsreel makes me appreciate the great strides birth control has made since 1950.

Every typographer in the world should read Frog Applause today. No one would ever make fun of Comic Sans again.

Now where’s my Visine?

Speeds: Huh… where’s 78?

and some people who smell toast have strokes. so, never, NEVER stroke your toast.. ..but you can toast your stroke.

but not if your head is bleeding

I think I hurt my eyes trying to read this strip before I realized that there was a translation on the bottom!

Great artwork, Mz T!

Liked the giant crab, by the way on the blog.

mucus tastes bad too

I’ve bled inside my head all it did was cause a lot of dred And made my eye sight red

Thats a particularly sad shot of David Tennant in the rain. I loved his Doctor.

The old Buzzy and Wolfie PSAs? That’s REALLY going back…here’s a couple more:

http://www.politedissent.com/images/oct09/safedriving.html

http://politedissent.com/images/apr09/nature.html

Since I’m only 13, I of course have never seen these before.

That is true though, and not really a funny thing. The metallic taste is nothing compared to the migraines. Trust me. Been there