Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 12, 2020

Stop reliving your glory sprays!

Could he play the accordion with his toes?

With the skull and cross bones on their sprayers. And they are not wearing air mask bugs aren’t the only thing they are killing.

I’ve heard of “pest control” but this? :/

The real-life pest control folks make a great living. Except for the bugs, that is.

He’s the type that’s never happy. If he were another Myron Floren, he would be singing about how he could have been great at pest control.

You can’t kill bugs by playing the accordion?

“June’s Bug Control?” Funniest part of the comic!

“The pest is yet to come. You can make a killing if you keep at this. Don’t poison your future with thoughts of what mite have been. Get a life roach to help you through this.”

his future will be even grimmer from spraying poison while not wearing mask/breathing-apparatus.

And frankly you’re bugging me.

Oh Yeah? Well those pests altered my life….

So they dressed up as ladybugs because ladybugs eat pests?

“I coulda been somebody. I coulda been…a contender!”

when he thinks of what might have been he says, rats…