Strange Brew by John Deering for June 13, 2020

I tried to save him, but he was already done in the middle.

He was delicious.

She forgot to poke holes. His head literally exploded. (Yes, literally.)

Even though I used butter, sour cream, and chives, I couldn’t save him!!!

Domestic violence is so sad. And it takes a toll on the tots.

Where’s the butter?

Who did this? Captain Crunch? Chef Boyardee? Ben and Jerry? Granny Smith? Jimmy Dean? Little Debbie? Orville Redenbacher? Oscar Mayer? Uncle Ben? – too many suspects!

Tatercide!

She’ll fry for that!

He came home baked one time too many.

and all his hair was gone. He’d been scalloped…

She had had it with his thick skinned remarks! He always called her a half baked babe with no dollop to speak of…..

She knew what he was up to, she has eyes in the back of her head.

She caught him out with that chippie.

That argument got heated quickly.

She tried to soften him up, but he’s pretty steamed.

yep. looked like she had nuked him good.

He came home fried.

Could be a bit of a mash-up for Mrs. Potato Head. Hope her attorney works au gratin.

Hope she forked him before she nuked him. If she didn’t, it would blow his mind.

It was self defense, he had threatened to mash her.

Mrs. Potato Head, in the Kitchen, with the Microwave!

They finally caught the ‘au gratin’ killer.

She did it because he went on a date with that tart! https://www.gocomics.com/eek/2020/06/10

The neighbors said they only heard one name being repeated over and over: “Julienne”

The culprit was…Emeril Lagasse!

All of these half-baked jokes…