Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 08, 2020

If you guess why, you get chicken thigh.

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Do you have it?

I don’t think so – I developed a nasty cough, but that’s just a bit of the common cold due to cold night air vs. damp, warm air inside.

Yes, I may have it!!!………Er uh what do I have???

Don’t look at me. I didn’t take it.

I finally understand why “knock-knock” jokes are so unpopular. Will have to say goodbye to Duane, orange and banana and Madam foot. (One last one…Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Madam…Madam who?…Madam foot is stuck in the door.)

No but turkey does it to me.

A fowl-mouthed child! :-o

This one had my great grandkids howling. Knock,knock.Who’s there? Europe.Europe who?No, you’re a poo!! (Said with mock outrage and indignation)

Bodily functions are hilarious!

Just resolve yourself that you don’t speak their language.

. . . “How do you tell a dogwood tree?” My children ALWAYS hated that one! Especially, after a few dozen times! lol! :)