Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 12, 2020

That’s some mighty big collies. Or some very small guys.

…and never is heard a discouraging word."

if that shepherd’s not careful they’ll knock the shih-tzu out of him…

Those are some of those long hair cats that Shih-tzu into thinking they’re dogs!

No shi-tz.

A scene sadly cut from Heaven’s Gate, a great movie wrongfully saddled with a reputation as a bad movie.

Also, along with Dr. Seuss’s Sneetches and Swift’s Lilliput / Blefuscu war (over how to crack eggs), more proof that people can find stupid reasons to fight when there are no compelling reasons.

At least they’re not cats.

And as a result of this encounter, the bark wire fence was invented!

Our cats love shih-tzus, they’re delicious.

Don’t give me that shih-tzu!

In that case, I’ll go into a different line of business. I’ll get myself some boarder collies and open a B-and-B.

I can just imagine the wild ride one of those collies would take you on after it poops.