F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 08, 2020

I don’t see any benefits from doing that. Now ask her if she would like to do a little swinging that could be better.

Of course, reality is beyond parody these days:

https://duffylondon.com/product/tables/king-arthurs-round-swing-table/

Getting in and out might be a problem.

Should come with a barf bag for the potential motion sickness.

Needs two more chains at the back of the desk. Just engineering.

Got a good splash guard for your machine, buddy?

I want one!

I think they’re still going to laugh, Steve…

This is a terrible idea that would cause injury and mayhem. I want one!!

and use a ssd. My guess is all that movement does not do any good to a mechanical disk

I’ve always thought rocking chairs would be good for the office, provided you acutally rock in them. Rocking chairs engage your lower legs and help prevent blood clots from too much sitting.

And risk spilling my coffee? Are you mad?

if your swing was not a baby swing, then perhaps they would not, but since it is, do not bet on it

It could result in some interesting creative spelling…

I don’t think the physics on this one quite work.

Well, people used to laugh at the idea of having a treadmill desk, so why not?

I want to see him drink the coffee she’s brought.