Carmen: Welcome to your new home, Poncho. You remember the cats?
Poncho: Ahhhh
Poncho: Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi
Carmen: You sure he's house broken?
Chazz: Except during thunder storms.
Poncho: Woop woop woop
Poncho, don’t be intimidated. Remember, you are a dog. That makes you “Man’s best friend”. You are bigger, get to go more places, meet more people and other dogs.
You can have a career as an “assistance” dog, you can work to find trapped people or track those who are lost so they can be rescued. You will by your nature protect your guardian. (master) with your life. You will protect his property and his home.
Not many cats can claim that kind of loyalty and ability. (Nor would they care to for that matter)
You are special and wonderful and you are loved. And that’s the way it should be.
Calm down and realize you are the one and only, the master of the situation and the cats should do you homage.
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
Didn’t I see this in “Curse of the Cat People”?
dwlee79 over 13 years ago
at least six! :-O
Francine Long over 13 years ago
Poncho, don’t be intimidated. Remember, you are a dog. That makes you “Man’s best friend”. You are bigger, get to go more places, meet more people and other dogs.
You can have a career as an “assistance” dog, you can work to find trapped people or track those who are lost so they can be rescued. You will by your nature protect your guardian. (master) with your life. You will protect his property and his home.
Not many cats can claim that kind of loyalty and ability. (Nor would they care to for that matter)
You are special and wonderful and you are loved. And that’s the way it should be.
Calm down and realize you are the one and only, the master of the situation and the cats should do you homage.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Just ignore them and they will do you the same.
Olfarto over 13 years ago
At least Poncho didn’t become dogatonic (I’d say catatonic but that’s a cheap pun).
What a dogastrophic development.
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
Maybe Poncho’s dogmatic.
T. Shepherd creator over 13 years ago
He seems to be taking the news well.
pomdemonium over 13 years ago
I seem to recall that originally he didn’t find out about the cats till after the wedding. But the cats sure look the same as they did then!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
What a treat, Carmen is wearing orange. snerk
Algolei over 13 years ago
“Woop woop woop?” He’s a helicopter! Look out, he’s airborn now!
pierreandnicole over 13 years ago
Cleo..yeah, she is in orange BUT not the turtleneck. That will show up in July/August.
purritocat over 13 years ago
Dogs see GOD in their owner, Cats see GOD in the mirror.
pieperson over 13 years ago
NUKE ‘EM!
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Deep breaths Poncho!
gofinsc over 13 years ago
When in danger, When in doubt, Run in circles, Scream and shout.