Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 15, 2020

You look like a paranoid dork wearing that face mask.

Good, I already have a place to go with my imaginary girlfriend.

har-dee-har-har, Ricardo… whatever happened to using the virtual menu and let the customer pick it up or let one of your staff deliver it?

Do they have a full menu for virtual dining?

That’s the only way to eat your food while wearing a mask, Ziggy.

Is there a virtual karaoke night?

I bet Ricardo’s virtual food tastes much better than its physical food.

Mr. Wilson, please encourage the correct way to wear a mask and put it over Dilbert’s nose. < Sarcasm < But Serious

You get a virtual bill too!

Virtually everything is on the house.

“Virtually all you can eat.”

So leave a virtual tip.