The Barn by Ralph Hagen for June 15, 2020

So long and thanks for all the clover.

Now someone will have to take it out of Rory’s hands. He certainly cant be trusted with it.

Back in January I crossed the border into Canada. They confiscated my pocket knife. When they re-open the border I’ll make sure I don’t have any towels on me when crossing.

That brings back high school memories of the showers at the end of gym class.

FTR, one may be killed by a piece of paper or a drinking straw wielded by someone who knows how to use them.

They hurt even more when slightly wet. Ouch!

Hmmmm. There must be a reason waiters carry towels. I always thought it was for hot plates. Now we see it’s for unruly customers.

Now how can he be a hoopy frood without his towel?

That stings when wet.