The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 26, 2020
Transcript:
The Professor: Well...look at that, Dusty...you got your first e-mail at dustywinters@yahoo.com Dusty: Somebody wrote to me? The Professor: Click on that icon and the letter will open... Dusty: Stand back! Here goes! What's this? Magumbe Obada?? A Nigerian prince with access to $14,000,000 has written to me! And....and...he wants me to have half the money!! That's $7,000,000! I'm rich! I'm rich! All Magumbe needs to get access to all that money is my credit card number! Yee-haw! I don't need my cane anymore! I can walk!! The Professor: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
Argythree over 4 years ago
Oy…
unca jim over 4 years ago
Looks like a re-print from just a few days ago… Hmmmmm!!
Ken Norris Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hey! He emailed me first! I get the money! I’m just waiting for my credit card to come in the mail.
Retired Dude over 4 years ago
Quick! Before he gets back. Delete that email.
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
On a more serious note, susceptibility to scams may be one potential indicator for dementia. https://www.nia.nih.gov/news/scam-susceptibility-may-signal-risk-cognitive-decline
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
If I believe all the emails I get, I could use the money I get from inheriting the Prince’s money to buy all the viagra pills for all the women overseas who want to meet me (and only me)