The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 21, 2021
January 20, 2021
January 22, 2021
Transcript:
Boone: Full moon tonight, Professor...it might get strange around Elderpark.... The Professor: Now, really, Boone...there is no scientific evidence to support any correlation between the full moon and odd behavior! None! Man: Bats! Bats! Who let bats in here? The Professor: It's nonsense to suggest that the full moon's gravity pull affects the human brain! Gladys: Either of you studs goin' to the "Moonfest" celebration? The Professor: Just a moment, Gladys! I'm talking!!
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
Perfect, Gladys! With that suit, you don’t need a mask!
Scoutmaster77 almost 4 years ago
As a former science teacher, I try not to deflate people’s fantasies. :-)
MCProfessor almost 4 years ago
Full moon weirdness is a well documented fact. Psychologist believe that the bright moonlight might effect some people’s circadian rhythm causing some strange behavior.
finnygirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As a former bartender, EMT, and nurse, I can testify that the full moon DOES cause people to be weird. And police officers and others who work at night have verified this fact, too.